The Monastery Gates for my mates,
And Past Polls for the trolls.

Meditations bring elation,
And Obfuscated code, illumination.

A Perl Monks Discussion might have repercussion,
And Cool Uses for Perl can make your head whirl.

There's Perl News and Reviews
In the book nook,
and the Module nodule.

With Categorized Questions and Answers by freelancers,
And Tutorials where you go for all
the links, so you don't have to think.

Try Perl Poetry for a go at the
rhyming and timing.

But the jewel of the Monkdom is Seekers of Perl Wisdom

Though, don't be such a sneaky fox,
Come say hello in the Chatterbox