I'd code without....

I'd code without my eyes, if i could still see.
I'd code with no soul, but that wouldn't be me.

I'd code without my head, but how would i think?
I'd code with no mouth, but how would i drink?

I'd code without my ears, but who'd hear me shout?
I code with no hair, i already pulled it out.

I'd code without my hands, but my digits would fall,
I'd make up with my toes, but i don't have the gall.

I'd code without my fingers, but keys must be pressed,
I could peck with my nose, who would have guessed?

I could code with no knees, there's some room to bend,
I could try with no legs, and start a short trend.

I might code with my feet, just don't jump to conclusions,
My clone could take over, but that'd lead to confusion.

I'd code without my heart, no...no, i just couldn't.

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Re: I'd code without.... by choroba (Cardinal) on Oct 07, 2014 at 13:41 UTC
I'd code without strict and warnings, causing bugs and grieves and mournings. لսႽ† ᥲᥒ⚪⟊Ⴙᘓᖇ Ꮅᘓᖇ⎱ Ⴙᥲ𝇋ƙᘓᖇ	[reply]
Re^2: I'd code without.... by chacham (Prior) on Oct 07, 2014 at 19:13 UTC
Why try, when you can just die()? And abort all those errors and warnings. Then the overall trend will come to and end, And you'll feel so much better by morning.	[reply]
Re^3: I'd code without.... by perlron (Pilgrim) on Oct 15, 2014 at 11:27 UTC
chacham the holy, is on a roll chacham the holy, is on a roll perl he pens, for the monk and the novice chacham the holy, on a roll Update - 22 Oct, 2014 i now see what is meant by wanting to update the poem. one cant help but improvise :D	[reply]