A Perl beard is not usually well formatted.
It just grows from lack of care
late working hours give dirty collars
n modest clothes are best to wear
When you feel the bugs are scary,
weird enough to pull your hair
take a break , you big Perl guy
sleep on it and come back fair.
Perls got debug, n mods that Capture
every bit n trace out there
rest assured, there aint no language
that's got so much built-in flair