"PerlMonks could use a slew of technical and design improvements that it has never received. So, why don’t we work on making this venerable web-site better?"

Why don't we? Why don't you? Why haven't you? In all your time posting here I've yet to see you make a worthwhile technical contribution, or even lift a finger to help. In the past you have been unwilling to even try and replicate phantom problems you alone experience yet complain about repeatedly. Time and time again you make a song and dance about threads, even though each time you do so it's apparent to all that you have no idea what you're talking about, you post some technically hilarious posts and wild venomous outbursts, further down the spiral we go...