It's 2014 folks and Perl 6 still isn't released yet. We've waited fourteen long years. What can we do to accelerate this process.

There's a lot of us in our 30 thirties now that don't want Perl to be a dead language.

We invested time in learning it, and would like it to mean something on our resumes and on production servers everywhere.

Please don't let python kick our ____ now.