Re^2: Newbie question under time constraint

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Re^3: Newbie question under time constraint by AnomalousMonk (Archbishop) on Aug 04, 2019 at 22:17 UTC
... any other angsty, sexually frustrated perl monks that were in the process of helping me ... Including the autistic mods that are minusing my reputation ... Brilliant! Way to go to solicit work on your homework assignment. Please accept a -- from this humble, angst-ridden, sexually frustrated, autistic monk. And most welcome. P.S.: Should you condescend to accept any of the solutions offered to you for submission as "your" homework, please also consider the Offering Plate (not that I'll be holding my breath). Update: OTOH, up-votes all around to those angst-ridden, sexually frustrated, autistic monks who actually provided positive responses of a quality out of all proportion to that merited by the OPer. Give a man a fish: `<%-{-{-{-<`	[reply] [d/l]
Re^3: Newbie question under time constraint by holli (Abbot) on Aug 04, 2019 at 20:52 UTC
Works as intended. `D:\ENV>type wages.dat holli 80 10 crazedrat 10 2 D:\ENV>perl pm9.pl Enter the name of the file to open: wages.dat Employee info: name: holli hours: 10 wage: 80 Employee info: name: crazedrat hours: 2 wage: 10 45 # 80 + 10 / 2 800 # 10 * 80` [download] Would you please elaborate? "Not working" is not exactly helpful. holli You can lead your users to water, but alas, you cannot drown them.	[reply] [d/l]
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Re^3: Newbie question under time constraint : !Idiot! here !hello! by bliako (Abbot) on Aug 05, 2019 at 01:35 UTC
work/education/Life: you are out of your depth. Here is what Bukowski said to the same idiot 50 years ago: (had he been a Perl programmer, he would have called it To The Whore Who Took My Programs) To The Whore Who Took My Poems some say we should keep personal remorse from the poem, stay abstract, and there is some reason in this, but jezus; twelve poems gone and I don't keep carbons and you have my paintings too, my best ones; its stifling: are you trying to crush me out like the rest of them? why didn't you take my money? they usually do from the sleeping drunken pants sick in the corner. next time take my left arm or a fifty but not my poems: I'm not Shakespeare but sometime simply there won't be any more, abstract or otherwise; there'll always be mony and whores and drunkards down to the last bomb, but as God said, crossing his legs, I see where I have made plenty of poets but not so very much poetry. Charles Bukowski I see where I have made plenty of programmers but not so very much programming. f@&* off, bliako who loves Perl P.S. `idiot != idoit`	[reply] [d/l]
Re^3: Newbie question under time constraint by karlgoethebier (Abbot) on Aug 05, 2019 at 17:27 UTC
"...sexually frustrated perl monks that were in the process of helping me deal with this dying, poorly designed rats nest of a language..." Every post needs a song. This one is yours: Are you an asshole?. And my fee would have been € 120/h. Starting up at 1000h because of sexual frustration. «The Crux of the Biscuit is the Apostrophe» `perl -MCrypt::CBC -E 'say Crypt::CBC->new(-key=>'kgb',-cipher=>"Blowfish")->decrypt_hex($ENV{KARL});'`Help	[reply] [d/l]
Re^3: Newbie question under time constraint by karlgoethebier (Abbot) on Aug 05, 2019 at 17:47 UTC
"...this dying, poorly designed rats nest of a language. Including the autistic mods that are minusing my reputation as a way of expressing their inherent angst, having to code this language on a daily basis must really be frustrating..." I wasn't aware that you are a Perl programmer. Best regards, KGB «The Crux of the Biscuit is the Apostrophe» `perl -MCrypt::CBC -E 'say Crypt::CBC->new(-key=>'kgb',-cipher=>"Blowfish")->decrypt_hex($ENV{KARL});'`Help	[reply] [d/l]