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Re^2: Help with my crap
by Anonymous Monk on Sep 14, 2019 at 00:26 UTC

    Remember that September? 
    perl -MDate::Calc=:all -e'$|++;while(){$x=1993;$t=time;($y,$m,$d)=Loca
+ltime($t);$dd=Delta_Days($x,9,1,$y,$m,$d);$_=localtime$t;s/^(\S+\s\S+
+\s)\S+(\s\S+\s)\S+$/$1$dd$2$x/;print"\r$_\t";sleep 1}'

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      Woops. That reminded me to release my eternalseptemberize() function as an Acme module. I was wanting to do that for a long time and i always forgot. Acme::September::Eternal coming to CPAN in the next few hours (currently in PAUSE processing).

      perl -e 'use MIME::Base64; print decode_base64("4pmsIE5ldmVyIGdvbm5hIGdpdmUgeW91IHVwCiAgTmV2ZXIgZ29ubmEgbGV0IHlvdSBkb3duLi4uIOKZqwo=");'
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        I'm Canadian, so for us folk, it would be preferred if it was eternaldecemberize() where there's a single month of warm weather (August), and the rest December :)

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      Hopefully this one won't break at the end of the month: 
      perl -MDate::Calc=:all -e'$|++;while(){$x=1993;$t=time;($y,$m,$d)=Loca
+ltime($t);$dd=Delta_Days($x,9,1,$y,$m,$d);$_=localtime$t;s/^(\S+\s)\S
++\s\S+(\s\S+\s)\S+$/${1}Sep $dd$2$x/;print"\r$_\t";sleep 1}'

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        Line_Mode_Browser

        I remember being too busy with popular protocols (like email, usenet, telnet, gopher, finger, ftp, irc) to bother with the (experimental, at best, hypercard clone) www before the invention of a decent browser (lynx).

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Re^2: Help with my crap
by Anonymous Monk on Sep 16, 2019 at 14:30 UTC

    Couldn't stay away, huh? Like a dog returning to its vomit.

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