Pain? I was able to even keep the formatting.
# easter
# egg to monks
use LWP::UserAgent;
$ss1='0720971121121'.
'210320690971151161011'.
'1403211611103212111111' .
'703209710810803301004'.'6'.
'046'; $ss2 ='0971101000321' .
'040971121121210320981051' . '1'.
'4116104100097121032' ; ( $Y , $M,
$D) = ( shift||1900 +( gmtime( time
) ) [5] , 1 +( gmtime( time ))[ 4 ],(
gmtime (time) )[3]) ; ( $G, $C,$H, $I ,
$J, $L)="0"x6 ; $G = $Y%19; $C =int ($Y/
100); $H =( $C - int($C/4)-int( (8*$C+13)/
25)+ 19* $G + 15) %30; $I=$H-int($H/28)*(1
-int($H/ 28 ) * int (29 /($H+1))*(int( 21-
$G)/11)); $J=($Y + int($Y/4) + $I+2-$C +int
#//\\//\\//\\//\\//*****\\//\\//\\//\\//\\#
#//\\//\\//\\//\\/******\\//\\//\\//\\//\\#
($C/4))%7;$L=$I-$J;$m=3 +int(( $L+40 )/44);
$d=$L+28-31*(int($m/4 ));$y =$Y;if($y==$Y
&&$m ==$M&&$d==$D or 1){ print+(join '',
map{chr($_)}($ss1 =~/.../g)),( $m == 4
and $d == 12 ? + ( join '', map { chr
($_ ) }( $ss2 =~ /.../g ) ): 'by ')
,LWP::UserAgent->new->get('htt'.
'p://www.perlmonks.org/index'.
'.pl?no'.'de_id=174111')->
title(),$/}
map{substr$_->[0],$_->[1]||0,1}[\*||{},3],[[]],[ref qr-1,-,-1],[{}],[sub{}^*ARGV,3]
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