I feel disgusted by this association! It is hugely offensive!

If you don't want to install someone's CPAN work, disable it using distroprefs. In this case it might look like ~/.cpan/prefs/PERLANCAR.yml.

---
comment: "I personally do not care about their work"
match:
    distribution: "^PERLANCAR/"
disabled: 1
[download]

(this is a literal translation for a file I do have installed for a different author but with different comments)