Re^4: Preprocessing print statements

"... straight forward..."

The classic 24/7 support talk.

Phone call round midnight:

Customer: "I got this nose/cuke problem."
Support: "Replace nose with cuke.
Customer: "But i don't understand!"
Support: "The solution is obvious. Good night."
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Situation in the morning AKA aftermath:

[] All servers shutdown
[] All airplanes grounded
[] Perlmonks offline
[] No transactions today
[] All centrifuges bursted
[] Don T. stays in office
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Whatever could happen. But then you are fired.

ŤThe Crux of the Biscuit is the Apostropheť

perl -MCrypt::CBC -E 'say Crypt::CBC->new(-key=>'kgb',-cipher=>"Blowfish")->decrypt_hex($ENV{KARL});'Help

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Re^5: Preprocessing print statements by LanX (Saint) on Nov 12, 2020 at 15:06 UTC
> Customer:"I got this nose/cuke problem." Support: "Which part? Nose or cuke? Cheers Rolf _{(addicted to the Perl Programming Language :) Wikisyntax for the Monastery}	[reply]
Re^6: Preprocessing print statements by karlgoethebier (Abbot) on Nov 12, 2020 at 22:00 UTC
Customer: "I don't know!" Best regards, KGB ŤThe Crux of the Biscuit is the Apostropheť `perl -MCrypt::CBC -E 'say Crypt::CBC->new(-key=>'kgb',-cipher=>"Blowfish")->decrypt_hex($ENV{KARL});'`Help	[reply] [d/l]
Re^7: Preprocessing print statements by LanX (Saint) on Nov 13, 2020 at 20:47 UTC
> Customer: "I don't know!" Look, I'm not "support" or a "code writing service". And "I don't know" any better strategy to teach Perl, than asking and stimulating efforts. If you think you can do better, you are welcome to demonstrate your understanding of "support" ... Cheers Rolf _{(addicted to the Perl Programming Language :) Wikisyntax for the Monastery}	[reply]
Re^8: Preprocessing print statements by karlgoethebier (Abbot) on Nov 14, 2020 at 10:12 UTC