in reply to Papal infallibility

Larry Wall's perl is much about context. He made the context very clear to which those virtues apply: programming, and he explained very well their meaning in that domain.

Note that these virtues are diametrally opposite to social virtues: laziness - diligence, impatience - patience, hubris - humility.

Since PerlMonks is a platform where perl programmers socialize, the latter of those opposites apply here.

perl -le'print map{pack c,($-++?1:13)+ord}split//,ESEL'