Here you will not be killed, only grilled, and that if and only if you choose to keep being stupid despite of advise ;)

And even reaching the state of being grilled takes a VERY long time. I'm often impressed how much patience some of the monks have with people clearly trying to abuse perlmonks as a code writing service, clearly refusing to learn, and clearly refusing to read and understand any of the answers given that do not contain ready-to-use code.

Alexander