Aye, I take credit for this thread.

No, I wrote the root node. No wait, it was BrowserUk. No, it was paco.

That's just not how it works: when you intentionally post anonymously you have given up right to reclaim your node.

As for "accidential" logouts: You are the boy who cried wolf. You've already been advised that until you actually provide a real trace, real bug report, or real patch, you are indistinguishable from a troll.

I don't care about XP here, one way or the other.

Then why do I hear you are the star of Worst Nodes?

"IP-address" is a form of fairly-unique identification

No, it's not. The "unique identification" you are looking for is called "being logged in".

And the use-case basically is mine.

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