dollars on my t-shirts? yikes! i am no (w)rapper

Apropos, perhaps "swagjllery"?: oversized gold rings, prisonchain medallions, coronas, tiaras for the Popes? Appropriately engraved

Similarly, how does perl-trained parrots parroting perl shibboleth sound? (edit: that would fall under the liveswag category)

hehehe, bliako