G'day ewcarroll,

Welcome to the Monastery.

++ for your post but did you notice that all of your timestamps have become links?

Links are autogenerated for any plain text in square brackets. It's better to wrap code, data, exception messages, and other program output in <code>...</code> tags. This will not create links and also handles characters that are special to HTML (e.g. &, <, and so on). See "Writeup Formatting Tips" for more details about this.