That reminds me of my early IT days. I was creating an Access database for a refugee NGO, but one day the executive director of the NGO (who accidentally was a father of my ex-girlfriend and a boss of my girlfriend of that time) called me because everything stopped working. It wasn't my responsibility, but I was willing to help (and they were willing to pay), so I went to the office and started checking the computers. After a while, I discovered the office's shared disk was full, so I tried to find the largest folder to compress or remove some files... It was the director's download folder, full of porn videos. This was in the nineties, so the videos were like 640x480 in 256 colours, but disks weren't that large either. I deleted them without batting an eye and got the money for the extra service ;-)
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