A few tweaks: "In my house," is either exclusive or redundant. Also, there's a mixture of ideas here. It starts off with location and continues with control. "I watch alone" and "unless someone wants to die" are pretty much the same option. Perhaps, you have two separate ideas:

The TV remote control is under the control of:

• Me
• Whoever gets it first
• Whoever shouts loudest
• Me, unless someone fights
• Another, unless i fight
• Big Brother
• I Don't Own A TV

My TV remote control can be found:

• Yes
• No
• I do not own a TV