Why not just write this in Perl?

use strict;
use warnings;
use HTTP::WebTest;

my $webtest = HTTP::WebTest->new;

$webtest->run_tests([
    {
        test_name    => 'obtain google cheese',
        url          => 'http://www.google.com/webhp?complete=1&hl=en'
+,
        text_require => [ 'Cheese' ],
    },
    {
        test_name    => 'something that makes sense',
        url          => 'http://www.google.com',
        text_require => [ 'Google' ],
    },

]);
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You want cheese? We can get you cheese. No Java needed.

L-LL-L--L-LL-L--L-LL-L--
-R--R-RR-R--R-RR-R--R-RR
B--B--B--B--B--B--B--B--
H---H---H---H---H---H---
(the triplet paradiddle with high-hat)