I find it amusing^Winteresting that on-topic posts about off-topic suggestions make some of the best ontological threads. Perhaps we should have a section for that! :)

PM is such a wonderful site,
People suggest what they might,
Others say it is not right.
The threads have borne out the fight.

Whether to create a section is topical,
Though, some say it isn't logical,
If allowed to be a little comical,
I would name the section "Ontolopical".