in reply to (Golf) Patriotic Golf

Not golf, but another approach. *n?x-dependent.
bash-2.03$ perl 2>&1 use Filter::exec 'sh', '-c', 'cat >&2';* * * * * *=============== * * * * * * * * * * *=============== * * * * * * * * * * *=============== * * * * * * * * * * *=============== ========================== ========================== ==========================