Since it's frontpaged now, I can get that one down to 63. (The extra space is needed because somebody said "*BSD")

use LWP::Simple;print+(get"http://perlmonks.org")=~/(\* .*?)</s
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update: it got knocked off the front page, so this won't work any more :-(

-- MrNobo1024

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