I guess, according to the Jargon Lexicon, the concept of using hapless, random individuals' names as scratch variables is supposed to be a foreign one to us Yanks. Especially those of us from Tennessee, as it was quite disconcerting to me as I was coding it :)
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Yank? Tennessee? Within five words of each other? Not possible unless used in some demeaning manor. I like your Code J, its nice. Now I know what your doing when your supposed to be updating the OLR!