in reply to text to xml perl code

I won't give you a script for this task; I might sell you one. Place five used, unmarked $100 USD bills in a plain manilla envelope and stuff it into the jack where your modem connects to your internet provider. At some indeterminate time after the payment comes out the jack at my end, I'll try to push hardcopy of some code into the wire that goes to my ISP.

Fine Print: No warranty is implicit nor is any explicitly provided or offered as to the code's merchantability, validity, or suitability for any particular task. Refund requests will be passed to the bit bucket.


Questions containing the words "doesn't work" (or their moral equivalent) will usually get a downvote from me unless accompanied by:
  1. code
  2. verbatim error and/or warning messages
  3. a coherent explanation of what "doesn't work actually means.

Questions which ask for freebie coding services will be treated likewise.

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