consider Pluto

Spaceballz MUD:

[100 RP 100HP] /cons Pluto
The planet jeers at you.

IAU MUD:

[200IQ 40GP] /cons Pluto
The dwarf planet sulks.

New Horizons MUD:

[1024BR] /cons Pluto
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The object's moon BARELY misses you.

ReputableJernil MUD:

[250U$ 1PR] /cons Pluto
The ? asks you how much you are willing to pay.

Dizknee MUD:

[+100] /cons Pluto
The character BARKS at you and poses for a photograph.

Perl MUD:

[5904 XP 0 (D)V] /cons Pluto
You received 3 downvotes for being stupid.

I guess it depends. :)