SQL forums are often filled with question of how to do fancy things, and the answer is usually not with a custom function. Between joins, where clauses, with clauses, and recursive queries, you can do quite a bit. It's important to state what you are to do as opposed to deciding a solution and asking how to implement it. For all you know, the best answer might even be perl based!

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