"...I am also unhappy with it..."

Take it offline. It's the thinkable badest advertisement.

"...a good Perl web dev who would be willing to work pro bono?..."

For the moment i don't see any reason why such an effort should be pro bono publico.

And BTW, i guess you need a communication designer and not a Perl developer.

After reading some of your writings i must admit that i don't trust you. Too much of this Holy Grail and/or Promised Land stuff. I am not convinced.

Karl