"... and no comments..."

Apropos comments:

long john; // silver

Catch (Exception e) {
 //who cares?
} 

return 1; # returns 1

#define TRUE FALSE
    //Happy debugging suckers

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

// drunk, fix later

// I'm sorry.
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Regards, Karl