My Brothers and Sisters:

I rise to speak in opposition to this madness. Surely holiness is its own reward? Those who follow the True and Obfuscated Path have no need for for fripperies; indeed, such vulgar reminders of the temporal world would serve only to distract us from the purity of our mission and introduce discord into our fellowship.

Where would you hang such a thing? On the wall next to your MCSE Bootcamp Certificate? Blah.