No links to any modules mentioned? ✓

No links to PerlMonks articles claimed to exist? ✓

Vague description which is essentially wrong ("very, very thin layer") but could be considered right with a bit of squinting? ✓

Gushing without saying anything really? ✓

Self-elevation by calling others noobs? ✓

Not helping OP in any way whatsoever? ✓

No code? ✓

If you're not sundialsvc4, you're doing a very convincing impression. And I repeat, the upvotes you get anonymously do not prove any conspiracy, only that everyone here is genial and gives participants the benefit of the doubt.