try pe  rl monks . org

Hmm... I'd scored that Haiku as 5-7-5, but hadn't considered that there might be regional pronounciations of "Perl".

Purl - for some set of regions

Purr-uhl - for some other regions

This might be a worthy question for the voting booth. (With an automatic -10XP for anyone who chooses "Cowboy Neal".)