You guys are insane! I couldn't even come close to getting this node anywhere near 60 characters, but in the light of things mine is 101, for the 101st Airborne! HOAH!
(who-a)adj. slang used by soldiers primarily airborne/rangers refering to anything and everything except no

$p='#'x23;$b='#'x35;$s="* * * * * * $p\n";$f="* * * * * \n";
print"$s $f$s $f$s $f$s\n$b\n\n$b\n\n$b";
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