I admit you got me good with this one choroba.

I started at anger and prepared to load up my rarely used down vote gun, then went on to irritation when I saw I was out of ammunition, then went on to a sinking feeling in my stomach when I checked who the offending monk was, then to confusion as I checked to make sure it wasn't somehow April 1st again already, and then returned to a state of relaxation with an audible laugh when I actually finished reading past the opening line.

Well played sir, well played...