I thought it was funny! I was not offended, but for those who were, I submit the following poem for pizzacato lovers everywhere...

#!perl

$man = Man->new (from => 'Pawtucket');
length($man->{pick}) and $man->pluck($_);
  $man->say( do { $man->grin();
  $man->wipe($man->{violin});
if (UNIVERSAL::isa($man->{ear}, 'legato')) { $man->chuck($_) } } );

package Man;
sub new { 'Man' }
sub AUTOLOAD { }

__END__
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There once was a man from Pawtucket
Whose pick was so long he could pluck it
He said with a grin
Wiping his violin
If my ear were legato I'd chuck it.

-monkfish (The Fishy Monk)