in reply to My Perl-ish Neo-Gavinist Manifesto

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$nysus = $PM . ' ' . $MCF;
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Re^2: My Perl-ish Neo-Gavinist Manifesto
by shmem (Chancellor) on Apr 07, 2017 at 22:00 UTC

    I'm so old I even remember gopher :-P

    perl -le'print map{pack c,($-++?1:13)+ord}split//,ESEL'
      Go'-pher (n): The person who fetches your Hollerith card deck and your line printer output for you.