It seems that every monk worthy of the cowl has to have an obfu'd sig, so I thought I'd have a go. This is in homage to joecamel's brilliant It Came From the Crypt! and everyone who's managed a clever sig in 1/3 of the characters I've used.

$e=join(6,(23,6,387));sub o{eval$x}sub t{$_.=substr (crypt( substr( $e,$l,$ i=shift),shift),shift ,$x=shift).q$"$x($x!= 3);$l+= $i}$e*= 3904*51 ;$x=q$&t;$x4;$q=q;3,19,4, 3,2,ord(_),5,2,4,20,3,3,4 ,22,3,4,;;&o(eval$q);eval