Given the amiable, breezy nature of the commentary it might seem odd that it's downvoted, even malicious or personal. It has been said so and I expect will again.

To put that to rest: when this answer is read for comprehension and stripped of everything irrelevant to the original question—all the semantic fugu deflated—it reads–

You never can tell and mistakes happen. I solved this with Perl. Sometimes system tools.

With a little elbow grease you could make that into a haiku. Or something from horse_ebooks (rip)

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're god damn right I'm living in the fucking past

You never can tell and mistakes happen. I solved this with Perl. Sometimes system tools.

it actually means i paid for a solution (It is spampoop)