in reply to Modern Perl 4th Edition

unhealthy infatuation with OO that Python promotes
Let me tell you again that Python is a pragmatic multi-paradigm language - it does not have an unhealthy infatuation with OO. As I already pointed out, there are many languages with a stronger OO emphasis: Ruby, Smalltalk and Java to name just a few.

It's early days yet, but I'm sorry to report that you are starting to show some eerie similarities to sundial namely: