You should go back to Drupal. It has shiny web pages and form always trumps function.

You should also give some thought to why your posts and even questions are receiving downvotes, rather than being so cavalier and dismissive about it. You claim to be here seeking the wisdom of "seasoned monks" but in fact you disregard almost everything you're told.

The best thing you personally can do for CPAN is not clutter it up.