• use strict or die;
• use CGI or die;
• what the $! ?
• localtime all
• print 'Good ', qw(night morning afternoon evening)[(localtime)[2]/6]; (acknowledgment to meowchow, who's elegant formulation this is)
• Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister (or any of the other Monastery slogans)

And I second the monk who wd like a mug with some carefully chosen obfu on it. And I applaud Zecho's public spiritedness.

§ George Sherston