Most of these are, or will be dups, but i have to get a few on here :

1. I love the __END__ on the bottom idea
2. Coffee nodelet
3. use CGI;
4. use stirct;
5. CGI.pm is your friend
6. Don't fear the (node) reaper
7. something like this (shameless plug)
8. fear my foo
9. let us go worship the caffine shrine (maybe picture of Mr. Coffee ?)
10. in vroom we trust

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i had a memory leak once, and it ruined my favorite shirt.