C'mon this is perl. Text munging is us.

sub escapeHTML {
    local $_ = shift;
    # make the required escapes
    s/&/&amp/g;
    s/"/"/g;
    s/</&lt;/g;
    s/>/&gt;/g;
    # change tabs to 4 spaces
    s/\t/    /g;
    # make the whitespace escapes - not required within <pre> tags  
    s/( {2,})/"&nbsp;" x length $1/eg;
    # make the brower bugfix escapes;
    s/\x8b/&#139;/g;
    s/\x9b/&#155;/g;
    # make the PERL MONKS escapes (if desired)
    s/\[/&#091;/g;
    s/\]/&#093;/g;
    # change newlines to <br> if desired - not required with <pre>
    # s/\n/<br>\n/g;
  return $_;
}
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cheers

tachyon

s&&rsenoyhcatreve&&&s&n.+t&"$'$`$\"$\&"&ee&&y&srve&&d&&print