In the run-timeless pre-scriptural genesis, I sought wisdom from SysInternals' crystal ball, Process Explorer, before the breathe of my firstborn flowed through the CPU, and although of the telling of fortunes there was none, upon the moment of sentience of each child, I did observe that all fruit borne of the parent, equally beloved, were in deed and in memory, threads.

Unfortunately, the sacrificial RAM cannot bring about perlmanent salvation.