Nobody hates you. Many of us hate your participation which is typically distracting, late, unhelpful garbage; or dangerous nonsense more often than any professional has a right to own. And some of us resent you for trying to hitch your lazy, broken wheeled wagon to our stars. Both for the lack of effort you show and the chance of being associated with you. This woe-is-me, anti-help, I-don't-know-but-I'm-sure-someone-does reply is exactly why you rule the Worst Nodes page. The only monk who has ever done it. It doesn't take a cabal of haters but the consensus of a community.

It's funny you'd suggest we need some drinks because if your spelling and grammar weren't typically good I'd assume you were drunk posting just about every single time.