My code is broken because:

• The spec is broken
• The doc is broken
• The duck is broken
• My keyboard is broken
• My chair is broken
• <Module name> is broken
• perl is broken
• The coffee machine is broken
• My internet connection is broken
• The world is stone
• It's written in VB (Very Broken)
• I wrote it using only a hammer
• I'm an idiot
• They just keep finding better idiots
• It's not a bug, it's a feature