Sounds like someone needs to reread https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/. :P

Yeah, maybe ... though it's specifically about false assumptions made by computer systems, and I'm not a computer system.
(I don't see any assertions there that I disagree with, but I keep nodding off by about point 3 ;-)

Cheers,
Rob