How:to:forget:when:I:was:young:
join ' had ', (glob'spr{a,e,i,o,u}ng')[2,4];
Now:I:get:in:the:middle:of:
join ' and ', (glob'Y{i,a}n{,g}')[0,-1];
and:I:remember:it:was:a:bang:
seek DATA,0,0;while(<DATA>){last if/DATA/;
chomp&&print/:/?(join$",split':',$_):eval,$/}
__DATA__
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