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in thread Is it okay to return(1) instead?

My most recent attempt in this regard (which will, alas, probably have to get deleted before it goes to the client) is

"My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.";

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Returing wackiness
by boo_radley (Parson) on Nov 20, 2001 at 20:29 UTC
    "This return value left intentionally blank"
    - or -
    "A true return value for the module"

    I think Dominus had something about nose hairs in one of his...

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