Q: How much Perl,
could a Perl Girl hurl,
if a Perl Girl could hurl Perl?

A: A Perl Girl could hurl as much Perl as a Perl Girl could hurl if a Perl Girl could hurl Perl.

(based on How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?)

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