I had a little time.. syntax is off, and it'll never compile, but then again, it was fun to write!!
{ $career="football"; $team="USC"; if ($year="1968") {$trophy="Heisman";} $team="49ers"; if ($year="1973") {@record=qw ( MVP 11236yards ); } for (1..5) { $AllPro+=1; } $career="retire"; $career="analyst"; for ($year ;$year<1994 ;$year++ ) { push (@consumers, gloves); push (@consumers, shoes); } if ($year="1994") { @HitList=qw (Nicole_Simpson Ronald_Goldman); while ($Killing="inprogress") { %Evidence = ( Shoes => "Blood", Bronco => "Blood", Gloves => "Blood", ); } for ($escape, $escape<"airport", $escape++) { $speed="slow"; } $career="inmate"; $plead = "Absolutely, positively, 100% not guilty"; while ($case) { $JuryEvidence=$Evidence{Shoes} + $MagazinePicture; $JuryEvidence=$JuryEvidence + $Evidence{Bronco}; $JuryEvidence=$JuryEvidence + $Evidence{Gloves}; $JuryEvidence=$JuryEvidence + $DNA; $JuryEvidence=$JuryEvidence + $Motive + $History + $Smug; $Attorney="Johnny Cochrane"; $JuryEvidence=$JuryEvidence - $Racism; $JuryEvidence=$JuryEvidence - $PlantedBlood; $JuryEvidence=$JuryEvidence - ($DNA * Astronomical_Odds); $JuryEvidence=$JuryEvidence - $RedHerring; if ($JuryEvidence<=$ReasonableDoubt) { $Verdict="notguilty"; } } foreach $Host(@Talkshow) { printf "$plead \t $verdict \n"; } } $career="golfer"; exit; }
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Re: OJ
by poqui (Deacon) on Dec 05, 2001 at 01:35 UTC
    Aw shoot! now you'll have to add
    $career="drug lord";

    OJ's Crib

    "That that is, is... for what is that but that? and is but is?" Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, Act IV, Scene 2

    "Yet THAT which is not neither is nor is not That which is!" Frater Perdurabo (pseud. Aleister Crowley), Liber CCCXXXIII, The Book of Lies
      I saw that earlier! That's kind of what inspired down this path.. I wanted to do a whole little chronology of the "life and times of OJ". I was going to throw in the road rage trial from Miami too, but it was getting long!

      This one killed my rep, but it was still fun to write so it was worth it! Rep is overrated anyway!

      Salsa
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