I agree this is really something not to do in real world programming, but I found it pretty interesting to write some JAPH/Obfu/Poetry. For example:

package Love;

$asami = 'Love';

print "I $asami " . (keys%Love::)[0];
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Anyway moo stated this is not about solving a programming problem so i suppose he is not going to use it in "real" programs.

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